SS Flies Unexplained Mysterious

DIAMOND JACK "A LOVE STORIES"

Let me introduces you to our hero DIAMOND JACK (J-D).
Mr. Jack was 26 (2-S & 6-S) year old and very handsome.
He had worked many jobs, in fact he was a JACK (J-S) of all trades.
It was rumored that Jack was gay, but I can assure you that he was STRAIGHT (4-S, 5-C, 6-H, 7-C, 8-S).

In fact he was the KING OF MANY HEARTS (K-H).
On the weekend Mr. Jack could be seen at 3 or 4 CLUBS (3-C & 4-C) around town.

It just so happens, that at ONE CLUB (A-C) he happened to meet a 25
(2-C & 5-C) year old Red Haired Lady (Q-D).

After 2 or 3 (2-D & 3-S), of drinking JACK DANIELS (J-C), while she sipped a 7&7 (7-D & 7-H).

They made plans for dinner the next evening. Mr. Jack picked her up at 7 (7-S) but, when they got to the restaurant they found A FULL HOUSE
(Q-H, Q-C, Q-S, 6-D,6-C).

When asked if there was a table, the German waiter replied 9... 9... 9...,
(9-H. 9-C, 9-D)

till Mr. Jack slipped him a Ten Spot (10-S) where as they were promptly seated.

They must have been hungry, because they ATE & ATE & ATE
(8-H, 8-D, 8-C).

And the waiter brought TRAY after TRAY (3-H, 3-D) of food.

She even had a delicious RED PAIR (10-D & 10-H) for desert.

Mr. Jack knew this was going to cost a KINGS RANSOM
(K-S, & K-C, & K-D)

but, he didn't mind forking over the money, cause he had fallen in love.
They left the restaurant about 9 or 10 (9-S & 10-S), and drove to lovers lane.

It was there that he told her, "I'm not going to JACK MY HEART (J-H) around anymore and

I'm ASKING FOR (A-S & 4-D & 4-H) you to marry me?

When she realized he wasn't trying to JOKING (JOKER) with her she accepted his proposal, and he bonded it with a BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND
(A-D).

It was truly a match made in heaven, they were TWO OF A KIND
(5-H & 5-D),
two minds with a single thought TWO HEARTS (2-H) that beat as ONE (A-H)....

And, THEY LIVE HAPPIER EVER AFTER.!!!

SET-UP

J-D.., 2-S, 6-S.., J-S.., 4-S, 5-C, 6-H, 7-C, 8-S.., K-H.., 3-C.., 4-C.., A-C.., 2-C, 5-S.., Q-D.., 2-D, 3-S.., J-C.., 7-D, 7-H.., 7-S.., Q-H, Q-C, Q-S, 6-D, 6-C.., 9-H, 9-C, 9-D.., 10-S.., 8-H, 8-D, 8-C.., 3-H, 3-D.., 10-D, 10-H.., K-S, K-C, K-D.., 9-S, 10-C.., J-H.., A-S, 4-D, 4-H.., Joker.., A-D.., 5-H, 5-D.., 2-H.., A-H

I hope that you have fun with this.

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Rules For Performing Magic !!

Magic is truly a special art form experts ay it is the oldest of the performing arts. It is alhobby that your friends will enjoy (they may not all be fascinated with your stamp collection but they all love to be fooled)

Every magician know three great truths: You won't believe them even though I am telling yu will have to learn the hard way. And these three are:

1.) NEVER tell them how it is done. Truth is, most magic secrets are simple (it took some magic creator a lot of time to creae the secret, but the secret itself is usually quite simple). If you tll them how it is done. they will think less of you.

2.) NEVER S tell them what you are going to do before you do it. This is very important. One of your greatest weapons is surprise. If they don't know what is coming they won’t know what to look for, and once the trick is over they cannot reconstruct the steps you took.

3.) NEVER repeat a trick. This is the same as telling them what you have done, because if you repeat a trick they know what is coming.

FOLLOW these rules and your chances of success will be improved 1000%. As you can imagine, appearing on network television is a great challenge because viewers have DVR or VCRs - they can record the program and watch it again, so magic on TV must be VCR-proof! Should mention one last thing: practice, practice and practice. Every beginner makes the same mistake. They learn a trick and go out and try to do it without practicing it. The simple secret does not mean it is simple to do. It takes work. But every great magician in history practiced for one reason: he or she loved to practice magic.