Larry G Poss

Only Thing Worse Than A BAD JOKE

.... Larry

In Arkansas, if you divorce your wife,
is she still your SISTER?

Yo Mama!

Yo Mama's!... So ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast-feed her

Yo Mama's!... so big she cant wear an X jacket cause helicopter keep landing on her back

Yo Mama's!... so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

Yo Mama's!... so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as bigYo mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY

Yo Mama's!... so fat when she goes to taco Bell everybody yells RUN FOR THE BORDER

Yo Mama's!... is so fat she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Mama's!... so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide

Yo Mama's!... so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo Mama's!... so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way.

Yo Mama's!...
so fat, if she lost some weight she would look like Ricki Lake

Yo Mama's!... so big her belly button's got an echo.
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