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Larry G Poss
 

Only Thing Worse Than A BAD JOKE
Is TELLING ONE!

.... Larry

In Arkansas, if you divorce your wife,
is she still your SISTER?
SEE, IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE!!

One Liners


When someone tells you where they are from.....

I have been there.., My sister and I spend our honeymoon there!


Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch


My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.


Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.


A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!


He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.


Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.


Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.


Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.


Next time you wave, use all your fingers.


I saw Elvis. He sat between Me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
 
 
 
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